The Internet Court

protofans:

Oh my stars and garters, it’s the first Protofans giveaway!

Would you look at this insane pile of nerd loot that we are giving away! We bet you want it. We bet you want to know how it can be yours. It’s super simple! You need to have a Tumblr account (they’re free to create if you don’t have one). Then just reblog this entire post, and either make sure your ask box is open, or include your email address in your post (so we can contact you if you win). On April 4th, we’ll choose a winner randomly. You either need to be a resident of North America, or be willing to pay for your own shipping if you live elsewhere. Unless you’re going to PAX East, in which case we’ll give it to you in person! Here’s what’s in the bag.

A bunch of Protomen stuff, of course:

• A splinter-riffic drumstick destroyed by the Reanimator on stage
• A nearly-new Act II shirt, worn only by KILROY (size XL)
• An unused Light Up The Night lighter
• Two Protomen stickers and a lovely embroidered patch

Plus other awesome nerdy delights:

• This handmade knitted Mega Man helmet
• An awesome iPhone case that looks like a Gameboy Color
• A handmade pouch in the form of a nerdy robot
• A pair of totally rad skull socks from Diesel Sweeties
• Your very own LOLMagnetz from ThinkGeek
• A Magic d20 of Destiny
• Stickers from Diesel Sweeties, Epic Win Burlesque, Nerdapalooza, TCIMH, and lulinternet

And that’s not all:

• A bottle of Jack Daniel’s Tennessee Honey whiskey, unless you are underage in which case we’ll drink it for you
• Your very own black fedora, for when you’re feeling a bit Turbo Lover
• A pair of these fancy fingerless motorcycle gloves
• This incredibly useful mini emergency kit
• A box of Girl Scout cookies (because everyone loves Girl Scout cookies)
• Fancy chocolate from Nashville
• Some candy (because candy)

So why are we giving away all this awesome stuff? You may remember the story of ShutUpAndJamza, either from our post about him or from his incredible thread on Reddit. We recently learned that he wanted to go to PAX East, but couldn’t afford it, and we basically decided screw that. The three of us who run Protofans pooled some money and pulled some strings, and got him a badge, a place to sleep, and some travel money. We felt weird asking for help from you guys, but if you’d like to chip in, you are free to do so. (Any extra money above what is spent on the PAX trip will go directly to ShutUpAndJamza to help with medical bills, etc.) You are not required to donate to win the prize pack, we just wanted to bring some more attention to this dude’s amazing story, and we hope that if you see him at PAX, you’ll give him the highest of fives.

I don’t normally go for giveaways at all anymore, but for The Protomen, I have to try.

omgleagueoflegends:

captaingaryoak:

So that’s how it works.

Seems legitimate.

I guess even the girls want Sona, huh?  My only question is this: how does this cause magic damage?